[Exasperation. She has it.] Pinkie. Ah know Ah don't, but... look, the Malnosso came an' plucked me up off the farm a couple weeks ago. Ah don't know what they did, but Ah woke up lookin' like this.

[asldaiwjalksd this has to sound insane coming out of a hue-man. But she really hopes Pinkie will believe her anyway.]

...Ya know Ah wouldn't lie to ya.