2nd Rodeo [Action | Forward-dated to Tuesday morning]

[honestapples]

[Luceti, today, there is a blond girl fast asleep underneath an awning, leaning against the wall of the grocery store. The rain doesn't seem to be bothering her - in fact, she's mostly out of the way of it. But there's a cowgirl hat pulled down low over her face, something to hide behind as she dozes on, oblivious to the world.

Eventually, once she either wakes up on her own or is woken up, she'll be staggering around town like a drunk... or possibly a newborn foal. Just two legs is hard, okay? She'll be trying to get her bearings, which will mean trying to find somepony who can tell her what in the world is going on. And she's also really hungry. But food comes after figuring out what's going on and then finding if anyone's been taking care of her dog for her these last two weeks.

She can be found just about anywhere in town, and later on at the farmlands, occasionally grumbling under her breath when she overbalances on these Just Two Legs. Later in the day, her balance will be better and she'll look a little more at home, being bipedal.

And if she's grumbling, it's bound to be something along the lines of:]

How do all the hue-mans do this...?

[[ooc: Mallynap effect is temporary humanization. Replies will be coming from honestmelons I swear I didn't come up with the name but it was also too funny not to use]]

Comments

[rashness]

You sure? I mean if you're sick or something you really oughta get some rest and I could carry you pretty easy...

[...That sounds awkward. He should backpedal and introduce himself. But how does he do that without sounding lame. Crap. His face clearly shows this thought process as soon as he finishes his last sentence]

[honestmelons]

Ah'm not sick, Ah promise. [The Apple family never gets sick. Trufax.]

Thank ya kindly for the concern, though. Ah'm just... tryin' ta get used ta walkin' around on only two legs.

[rashness]

[...Wait what] Huh?

[honestmelons]

Ah'm sorry, Ah know it sounds kinda weird comin' outta a hue-man... Ah'm supposed ta be a pony. Those Malnosso fellers did somethin'.

[rashness]

...you're a pony?

[And he was not at all totally looking at her boobs.

...Weird]

[honestmelons]

[Why would you look at them anyway she hasn't even figured out why they're there yet.]

Yup! Sure am. If you've seen Princess Luna or Rainbow Dash 'round here, Ah'm from the same place they're from.

[rashness]

[Rainbow... Dash...

...

You know he has seen rainbow streaks in the sky before. He opens his mouth, closes it, and then sighs]

Oh. Uh- okay, I can see how two legs would be weird then.

[honestmelons]

It's real hard ta get used ta... but Ah guess Ah'm gettin' it.

[Wobble.] ...kinda.

Say, you've got a tail. Balancin's a li'l easier for ya, Ah bet.

[rashness]

Actually, I only got this a few... month ago. [...Time measurements always make him uncomfortable. It reminds him how long he's been in Luceti. He bites a lip and then shakes his head] It actually threw me off back then. [Wiggle, wiggle tail]