honestapples | 4th Rodeo [Voice/Action]

[After nearly a full day of baking, everything is finally ready, and Applejack is far too happy with the results. It's about time to pay back her friends here for their help. And there's more food here than she quite realized she was making, so there's enough left over to feed just about anyone interested. Somehow, that just makes it all better. Everypony here needs some good home-style cooking from time to time. It's good for the soul.

And so, once she's got her tables set up out in the sunshine, laden with just about every appletastic treat imaginable, she sends out the message.]

Howdy, everypo-- everyone! [Slowly fixing ponyisms. Slowly.] If anyone's hungry, y'all can come on down ta the farmlands. Ah wanted ta say 'thank you' ta everyp-- everyone for helpin' me before, an'... [Sheepish chuckle.] Ah guess Ah went a li'l bit overboard. But there's food for anyp--one who's hungry! There's apple pie, apple fritters, apple cupcakes, apple donuts, caramel apples, candy apples, an' apple tarts.

All are welcome! [Slight pause. Idea! What if somepony's hurt or sick or working? With a nod, she adds,] An' if anyone needs somethin' delivered, you just let me know an' Ah'll bring it on over.

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[The enthusiasm is contagious!] You're welcome ta bring along some of your friends too, if ya want! The more the merrier!

I'll see if they're around. [And share the apple donuts? He doesn't think so.]

[Where... did the enthusiasm go...?]

Well, Ah'll see y'all soon, then!

[It's right here again!] I'll be there before you know it!

[And he'll be running over as fast as he can! Apple donuts!]

[There's a whole tray of them, Vash! And they're frosted~ They may or may not be calling your name.

Applejack is hardly paying any attention to the tray of them at the moment, so Vash has plenty opportunity to snatch as many as he wants.]

[Tray of apple donuts? What tray of apple donuts! There is no tray of apple donuts here!]

[And AJ turns around and sees...

An oddly vacant spot on the table. She knows she piled the donuts right there. Squinting, she looks under the table, just in case.]

What in tarnation...?

Hmm? Something wrong? [Not said through a mouthful of apple donuts! YOU'RE JUST SEEING THINGS!]

[Mouth. Full of donuts. No wonder Sanji warned her about the Broom Head. She's not sure if this is impressive or slightly worrying.

Or if it's slightly depressing how fast all those donuts vanished. Can you even taste them when you eat that fast...?]

Careful now, ya might choke.

[Of course you can! And he tasted deliciousness!] Me? Choke? I never choke on good food! Er- Not that I've eaten that much yet! HAHAHAHHA!

[Hey. Hey Vash.

Can you feel that ominous disapproval looming a few feet away from you?]

Oi!

[Seeing the way Vash ducks his head as if trying to avoid a kick before Sanji even speaks? Yup, his 'I'm doomed' sense is on high alert. He knows that Oi!]

Sanji's here!?

Yeeup. He just got here.

[On the one hoof, it's probably a good thing Sanji apparently has the power over Broom Head here to keep her entire table of treats from vanishing.

...On the other, she's really wondering why he'd duck like that.]

[Don't sound so upset, Vash. Sanji just wanted to hang out with you! B| Look at how happy he is.

... Even if his voice sounds less than patient]

You weren't planning on eating every donut in sight, were you? [There's only one safe answer to that question]

A-a-all of them? I don't think I could do that! I just wanted to try the super extra tasty ones! [And this being Applejack that pretty much translates to all of them.]

[Her eyes narrow. Vash, you're treading on dangerous ground.]

Are you sayin' any of my treats wouldn't be super extra tasty?

[W H E L P.

Pony or no, Applejack is still a lady, and Sanji grimaces when she turns that stare on Vash.

He'll just inch back a step >_> Gunman, you're on your own.]

WHAT!? No! That's not what I meant at all! I mean! I'm sure all your cooking is super extra tasty! It's just in every batch there's that one very special piece and I was uh- just trying those! Not EVERY piece!

Or, well... something like that.

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[Action] And if Sanji wants to threadjack I'm okay with this!

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