Applejack (
honestapples) wrote2012-03-19 04:37 pm
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1st Rodeo [Voice]
[It's been raining for days and Applejack is getting bored. She found the farm not too long after she arrived, and the rain wasn't exactly stopping her from tending to everything, but the weather's turn for the worse today is definitely an impediment. And so, she's cooped up inside, running out of things to do. But hey, that's what this journal is here for, right?]
How come nopony told me 'bout this farm y'all got here? This is great! It just needs some more apple trees and it'll be just like home. Or... well, as close as Ah can get it. But that reminds me...
Have any of y'all ever heard'a zap apples? They're magic, but they're downright tasty an' real particular 'bout how they're grown an' harvested. Mah Granny Smith's the one who normally makes all the jam an' such, but if Ah can grow some zap apples here, Ah'd sure be happy ta share whatever Ah can make. Might not be quite as good, but Ah think Ah've picked up a thing'er two. Anypony got any ideas?
[It's something to think about, at least! Something that isn't baking more apple fritters, in any case.]
How come nopony told me 'bout this farm y'all got here? This is great! It just needs some more apple trees and it'll be just like home. Or... well, as close as Ah can get it. But that reminds me...
Have any of y'all ever heard'a zap apples? They're magic, but they're downright tasty an' real particular 'bout how they're grown an' harvested. Mah Granny Smith's the one who normally makes all the jam an' such, but if Ah can grow some zap apples here, Ah'd sure be happy ta share whatever Ah can make. Might not be quite as good, but Ah think Ah've picked up a thing'er two. Anypony got any ideas?
[It's something to think about, at least! Something that isn't baking more apple fritters, in any case.]
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[Sonic shakes his head and waves a hand.]
I'm sorry, that was bad even for me. But no, never heard of them.
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Do you zap the apples to make zap apples?
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I've never heard of a zap apple, but it would be totally awesome if you could make them here.
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BZZZT. ZAP APPLES? ARE THOSE ACTUALLY A REAL THING?
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[Voice] - this pun is just for you. :)
Apple jam sounds tasty though. [You're making Selphie want to bake, Applejack.]
[Voice] ah, the puns~
[Voice] I couldn't help myself. ^^
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Stupid typos. You saw nothing.
'course not. >> [1/2]
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[You've aroused her curiosity, AJ.]
If all you need is a jolt of lightning to get these things going, look no further.
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Zap apples? My, my...those certainly do sound like they'd be delicious.
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You grow apples back home?
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[Both are electrified versions of normally-not-electrified things. The main difference is that Battery Eggs aren't supposed to be edible, by any stretch of the imagination.]
What makes 'em magic, anyway? Something putting the zip in that zap?
[And because she has to ask:]
If you're another one of those pony-type guys, do you know Rainbow Dash? She's pretty darn cool.
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[Voice] | why did I put an exclamation mark 8|
[Voice] ...enthusiasm? :D;;
[Voice] WE'LL GO WITH THAT.
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[Sanji, do you really want to discuss cuisine with a pony?
... Yes you do]
Are they grown like regular apples?
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[Good old Applejack. At least it means there'll be some tasty apples. Hopefully, anyway.]
You think zap apples would grow around here? This place is pretty different.
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